I think people receive burns in the most inconvenient places, their body, but more specifically my middle finger. What are the odds that I grab my scorching hot flat iron with my whole hand, only to burn the entire side of my middle finger? Very high chances apparently! So I found myself blowing on my finger while taking my entire linguistics exam, thus giving everyone the bird at the same time. I resolved this problem quickly thereafter: bought store-brand petroleum jelly for about 39 cents cheaper and took a single band-aid in my discretion from a mini-pack of 8. I apologize in advance to the future customer I gipped, but I only needed one and I wasn't going to pay for a whole box! If I was an unsanitary/heartless person, I would have also just stuck my finger into a vaseline jar enough to lubricate my burn, but I've done enough 'bad deeds' for a day.
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