F Your Life.

F Your Life.

When it is appropriate to say FML:

- contracting an STD.

- spying a shark fin in your peripheral vision while riding a gnar….sensing its presence beneath you, only to be knocked down by the waves into the abyss of the ocean and concussed by a rock. You survive and live to submit your anecdote to fmylife.com

- a seagull flies down, not only knocking over your enticing double-scooped ice cream, but snatches your cone, leaving you empty handed on a sunny day on the Santa Monica boardwalk…you are left scarred and this event has sparked your newfound fear of seagulls. Not to mention everyone saw it happen.

- South Park features a segment on you, only to be portrayed as a gay fish.

- You’re traveling from Australia to Los Angeles by plane, when all of a sudden you experience extreme turbulence. You wake up to screams, dazed and confused, no longer on an airplane but what seems to be a deserted island. You unanimously become the appointed leader in an eclectic group of people. You discover all kinds of secrets about this mysterious island with so many flashbacks you’ll probably end up with migraines. Some ‘crazy’ things you might experience is not limited to: seeing smoke monsters, being put at gun point at least 142 times, and having the overall pressure of being the hero to save the day. Oh, and you get screwed over by a girl named Kate in the midst of this. You are pretty much stranded on this island for the length of 6 TV show seasons and that’s a very long time.

When it is inappropriate to say FML:

- You are a hype-beast to the max and purchased the Nike Air Yeezys for $700 on ISS. You’re still $2000 in debt.

- You were doing math homework all day.

- You are bored and hungry

- You are working an 8 hour shift.

- You need a job.

- You skipped class to play Rock Band.